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Modernizing Raised Ranch Exteriors

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The problem with raised ranches is that they look dated. Those 1970’s-1980’s models are about as stylish as that old Flock of Seagulls haircut. The good news is there’s always a way to change the look of any house. The bad news? It’s hard on the pocketbook. The good news? It’s less expensive than buying a new/old dream home.

The house above is actually a renovated raised ranch. I’m no architect, but this completely modern look probably means lifting the roof. Forget the deck thang because it’s not compatible with most split levels. Just picture the upper story with all windows.

Instead of going with contemporary, how about stepping back in time? This raised ranch was built in the 1950’s but that doesn’t mean your 1980’s home can’t rock the mid-century look.

Howdy! How about “barn style”? Paint it red, slap a front deck on it and yee-haw, you’ve got yourself a rustic abode in the burbs.

No, this isn’t a raised ranch but it’s the closest image I could find to a stucco home. Stucco comes in any color, so you can have a pretty pink stucco ranch if your heart so desires.

Fine Homebuilding did an article on how to get rid of that raised ranch overhang. Think about it, without that, the house could take on any look you want. With some recycled brick, it can look like the house below.

I didn’t find any Victorian splanch photos, but with some wood siding, a porch and detailed trim, you got yourself a Painted Lady Victorian!

Click on the images to get more info on each house.

Updating Raised Ranches. Part I

The House as Art

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A psychic once told me that I was going to become an interior designer. She said I see the way the fabric in a curtain hangs and I look at that as art. I was like “No, you’re nuts. I’m a photographer.” Well, about 25 years later, I realized that she wasn’t so far off.

There are two kinds of people in life. Those who want a completely finished home that just needs furnishing and those who see a fixer upper and get excited over the possibilities.

Up until a few years ago, I thought everyone wanted to have control over their own renovations. Sure, it takes up your entire life for a few years, but you forget all about it once it’s over. I wouldn’t want a nanny raising my (non-existent) baby. Why would I hand my house over to someone else?

Someone recently asked me “Why”? What is it that makes me walk into a chippy paint, crumbling, derelict home and fall in love?

Hmm.

Each home is a history lesson. Much like the Tenement Museum is one of the most fascinating places to me, a home forgotten in time takes me back to that era. These home are over 100 years old. Perhaps it’s my mission in life to preserve the past before some eejit rips everything out and installs sheetrock, engineered flooring and Home Depot molding. (I just puked in my mouth thinking about that.)

It’s a blank canvas. I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t a “creative”. I always see things and want to change them. I still have difficulty comprehending that not everyone is right brained. Is it like being psychic, where you have to develop that skill? If so, I should be working on my left brain capabilities because I’m sorely lacking in those areas.

Anyway, blank canvas. So, I walk into a house and I see the finished product. It’s kind of like being a photographer. I envision the end result and work backwards from there on how to make it happen.

“But HOW? HOW do you just walk in and envision everything finished?”

I don’t think I’m creative genius who comes up with completely original ideas. My memory sucks, but I must retain visuals from homes, museums and magazines that my brain recycles for each potential project. Well, there ya go! That’s something everyone could do. Start visiting house museums, go on house tours, travel, save images (the 2011 version of magazine clippings).

Adding, not taking away. Lookit. Say you buy a place that has been renovated, but it’s not your taste. You choose this place because the house that needs too much work scares you. But now you’re stuck ripping out that pink granite countertop and those hollow Home Depot composite doors. And what are you going to find underneath it all? How do you know the previous owner didn’t cover up rotting wood or leaky pipes? You don’t. And you’re adding NEW materials to the landfills.

With a fixer upper, you can look at the bones of the place. The original lines of the building. The intricate details and plaster curves that are no longer produced. Try to salvage that stuff! Something can’t be saved? Yeah, it goes in the landfill, but it was made 100 years ago, not 10.

Any questions??

Backyard Deck Styles

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I believe it’s been about a year since we decided to build a deck off of our parlor floor. The plan was that I design it, my husband does the measuring and drawings and our architect neighbor files the plans.

The problem is, I’m stuck on step one.

At first I wanted something industrial. Because structural engineer hubby is a bridge guy, I though it would be really cool to have it look like a bridge. He told me that fabricating something from scratch would be pricy, but there is a way to make the posts look bridge-like. But that’s just the base. Do I really want the railing to be thick and industrial too? I don’t know. Do I?

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The other option is fancy wrought iron. I’m picturing a Venetian balcony. When I googled images, I was impressed by the French Quarter balconies of New Orleans. This style would go with the house more than industrial, but I worry that it may look too messy because I think I would prefer to go with salvaged materials and we may not get enough matching pieces to go all the way around. What if it’s hodge podge? Could that possibly look cool too? I don’t know. Maybe.

Why is steel base with wood railing not an option? Because it’s just not. I’m not envisioning it at this moment in time. It’s a Brooklyn brownstone, not a country home overlooking a meadow. Not a Hamptons home on the beach. Yeah, I know most people just do wood because it’s simple (we built our own in our first house) but I’m just not feeling it. We will install FSC Ipe tiles on top of the steel “subway grates”, but that’s it. Ipe, like any other exterior wood, starts to look crappy after a few years. IMHO.

BTW, I do like that window in the deck floor in the first photo, don’t you?

Once we figure out the railing, we have to decide what to do underneath the deck. The goal is to be able to let the pets exit through a dog door when we are not around and keep them and the house safe. This means that under the deck will basically be a cage. We don’t want it to look like a prison though.

If modern industrial, we could go with some kind of hard mesh or to make it more interesting, a “lace fence” like above. That would probably cost more than the house itself, plus it’s a little too pretty for my taste.

Or…the antique industrial look could rock. It might be a perfect mix of both. The above photo is Kilmainham Jail in Dublin. It’s now a museum that I’ve visited many times and I love the aesthetic. Hmm, maybe I DO want it to look like a prison.

At this point, perhaps I shouldn’t go crazy over the design and just do a functional, inexpensive deck so we can enjoy it this year.

Oh, I don’t know. What do you think?

Flea Find: TMRnyc Metalwork

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I actually hauled my tuchus back to the Brooklyn Flea to hawk my wares last Saturday. I did get a chance to wander away from my own booth for a few minutes to check out some other vendors.

My “Wow, that’s impressive!” award this week goes to Scott Behr of TMRnyc. TMR is a metal work company. They do design, welding, machining, laser cutting….everything metal. And yes, much of it is recycled!

The “Swarf” tables above are re-purposed industrial scrap. At $2360 they are out of my price range, but if you have the bucks to spare, consider this: An elephant could sit on those tables and not break them (maybe).

The Stencil Library

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The mother load of stencils! The Stencil Library claims to be the world’s largest stencil mail order collection. You know what? They ain’t kidding!

Not only does their catalogue list over 3500 designs, but they also sell accessories and give DIY tips on the site. There are even more how-to’s and room photos on their Design Inspiration blog.

Oh but wait! There’s more! For those of you who just want to write something on your damn wall but can’t align individual letters, there’s an easy way out. Design your own words or phrase in a font of your choice. I do have to point out how lame you are if you can’t figure out how to take a level and draw a straight line, but….I’ll admit….I’d probably choose to take the shortcut too. The measuring between letters? Yeah, it’s a pain in the arse.

The Stencil Library is a Brit company, so shipping will be pricier for those of us on this side of the pond.

Happy Stenciling!

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Hello! This object is a refrigerator!

That Flipping Out Guy:Love Him or Hate Him?

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I’ve been catching up on Bravo’s Flipping Out with interior designer/house flipper Jeff Lewis. Ok, so I’m kind of hooked on the guy’s bitchiness. He’s awful to his employees, like really mean, but I think I love him anyway.

The realty series had me at hello. A gal like me who restores her own shacks? What’s not to love about a renovation show? I get off on watching the contractor ordeals and how they meet their deadlines in spite of it all.

And the pets! I wish I had a staff to take care of my own brood. Lewis’ dog pees on his assistant’s head and he thinks it’s funny. It IS f*in’ funny! It’s hilarious!

So, love him or hate him? I vote that I love him, but I could never in a million years work for that a-hole

Brooklyn Flea Finds

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This Saturday I was back selling at the Ft. Greene Brooklyn Flea after an extended absence to work on my house. It was kind of nice to go away and come back because it made me appreciate it even more.

The photo above shows a sampling of upcycled light fixtures by Peg and Jon Van Dyne. It’s one of those things that makes me say “Damn, why didn’t I think of that first?” Because I checking out the market only for a few minutes when I was on a an extended bathroom break, I didn’t get a chance to get much info. The company is called French Vanilla. No website, but the phone number is 765-513-0255. No idea what prices are like, but I did notice that they take credit cards.

That large film reel on the right? Still has film on it.

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Fat Dog Fabrication is living in this century. Owner Don Wood has a website. A rather cute one, with a photo of Henry the fat dog on the main page (He doesn’t look so fat). Don also has an Etsy store .

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I didn’t get a chance to have a chat (another bathroom break) but I gathered from the internets that Don is a contractor who creates on the side. He uses recycled materials when he can, such as the pallet bench. The prices are surprisingly low for the quality, concept and location. $25 hand made concrete dog bowl/planter in Brooklyn? I think I spent that on a cup of coffee just yesterday.

Reclaim Home Value. Add Curb Appeal. Add A Cupola.

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Still bummed about being buried under a foot of snow? If so, then you’re probably already dreaming about the middle of April. You know, that strange time of the year when weeks of windy, overcast days in the mid 40’s magically turn into sunny days in the mid 60’s? Personally, I’m counting down the days until warm weather arrives while I spend long February days staring out the window debating the merits of shoveling my sidewalk against the challenge 14-inches of snow pose to my mail carrier. Anyway, eventually the weather is going to improve, and I’m going to need to get out there and do some overdue maintenance on my tiny piece of suburban splendor.

So what the heck should I do to jump start my spring home improvements? Standard landscaping and up keep aside, I’m thinking about taking some time to improve the exterior appearance of my home. My wife already is doing a great job of maintaining the inside of our home. After taking the beating of holding all that snow this winter, I’m thinking (like I imagine most people are) that the condition of my roof is probably going to need some attention.

Assuming that the roof is where I’m going to focus my time and energy, where the heck do I begin? Shingles are important, but no one is just going to notice that I got new shingles. I’m trying to do something that will make that group of old guys who stand at the edge of their driveway with beers in hand (yeah, just like King of the Hill) take notice of my improvements.

To that end, I’m considering buying a cupola for my crib.

What the heck is a cupola?

A cupola is one of those windowed boxes with a roof that typically sit atop barns, gazebos, and houses. City dwellers will most often recognize cupolas as the dome structures located on top of a old building, like a church or government building.

Now that the real estate market has some life in it once again, I have a feeling many people are going to be working on reclaiming their homes… and, to a certain degree, the value of their home. Cupolas not only provide a classic look to a house, they also improve curb appeal – which, in turn, improves the value of a home on the market.

So, if you wanna follow my lead and shop around for some cupolas as that snow works on melting away over the next couple weeks, here’s a few things to keep in mind as you’re window shopping:

Weather-resistance. Weather resistance is a lot less important to your grandparents who retired to Arizona than it is to those of us who still experience four seasons. Make sure the cupola you pick and the roofing material you select can handle all our different types of weather. Vinyl PVC board and copper sheeting tend to hold up best against the elements.

Styling. Almost every cupola has a window and some decoration. The more complex the decoration, the more $ needed to purchase. The most common cupolas in our area come with louvres, which allow for air flow but shed against the elements. Copper sheeting is recommended for the roof of a cupola, but roof designs can be bell-shaped, concave, or crown molded. Pro designers typically lean towards selecting one that closely matches your home roof. Oh, and if you want to top off your cupola with a weathervane or finial, make sure the cupola includes an interior mount.

– Roof pitch. Click here for a handy, web-based roof pitch calculator. Roofs come at a variety of angles. Cupolas need to fit properly on roofs. I don’t think I need to go into much detail here, but make sure you know the pitch of your roof before you buy a cupola.

*Guest post by Jonathan Bentz

Wallpaper Lights Up A Room. Literally.

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Yes, glowing wallpaper has been around since the 70’s, but can it illuminate a room? Well, the technology has arrived! Wallpaper can be used in place of lighting now.

Ok, so it may not be in every home until 2020, but it’s feasible.

I don’t want to get all sciencey on you (especially since this stuff is over my head) but the concept is based on the same technology  that is used in cell phones and flat screen televisions. OLEDs (organic light diodes) are too expensive and wasteful to use, so Swedish researchers, with the help of Americans, have developed an alternative based on organic light-emitting electrochemical cells (LECs). The transparent electrode is made of the carbon material graphene.

Let’s cut to the chase. This stuff is fairly recyclable and can be liquefied and spread onto large flexible sheets from printing presses.

Giving us….glowing wallpaper! It’s soooo Jetson’s and soooo cool!

Via Mother Nature Network via Science Daily

The Thanksgiving Table

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Always love a good purple and orange setting!

Fall is a great time of year, but the colors are so muted. Dullsville, man. I usually don’t like your average Thanksgiving setting, not that I ever have to worry about it since we never invite anyone over.

Here are some table ideas since it’s that time of year and I needed something to write about. We invited ourselves to our Boston friends for a Wednesday celebration because I have to work on Friday. You?

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Very regal. Not like some of that cornucopia shit.

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Clean, bright and fun! I like it!

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The setting is nice enough, but I really chose this image because the photographer did a cool ghost effect.

Barbie’s Real Life Malibu Dream House

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Jonathan Adler is my hero. In this video, the New Jersey born interior designer gives us a tour of his Barbie Malibu Dream House.OMG, it would make me so happy to live in a home like this! Unfortunately, my husband would never go for it. Did I ever mention how he won’t let me paint the exterior of our house pink? The bastard!

Anyway, that Barbie sunburst?! Tears came to my eyes when I saw that! And believe you me, I have enough Barbies to make one of my own. Hubby be damned!

The Barbie chair? I gasped aloud when he turned it around to reveal the back.

The chandelier? Ok, I already kvelled over that one in a previous post.

Now mind you, I never played with Barbies. The few I might have come across in my youth, I tore apart. Much like I do now. But I’m obsessed with transformed Barbies. Why is that? Who cares? I’m gonna go make me a sunburst mirror.

Video stolen from Retro Renovation.

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