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Native New Yorkers Surveyed

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 **Archive. Originally posted October 26, 2007.

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I put a bunch of old friends to work for me so I can come up with a quickie post for today. This is a completely unscientific survey of native New Yorkers from all 5 boroughs. They are all close to my age (early 40’s).

These were the questions asked:

1. Best affordable neighborhood
2. Where would you live if you could afford any nabe?
3. Favorite restaurant
4. Old NYC or Gentrified?
5. Best weekend getaway
6. Best kept NYC secretContinue reading Native New Yorkers Surveyed

Support Your Local Hardware Store

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 **Archive. Originally posted November 20, 2007.

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You don’t get stories like this at Home Depot

It took me awhile to figure out Big Brothers in Bed Stuy is a serious hardware store. I thought they were more of a discount variety shop, with all of the cosmetics and seasonal items displayed outside. When I finally went inside, I realized that they have just about everything packed into that store. And if they don’t have it, they’ll send you to someone who does.

The very first time I walked in nearly 2 years ago, David told me his life story. Turns out we went to the same junior high school but didn’t know each other. He says he was a quiet kid then. I guess he kind of came out of shell. I call him “The Mayor of the neighborhood” now.Continue reading Support Your Local Hardware Store

The Great Bed Stuy Chicken Rescue

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**Archive. Originally posted March 3, 2008

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Update 3/4: Got word that “Phyllis” the chicken is doing great! 

So this is what they mean by “free range chicken”. I was walking around my neighborhood on Saturday, minding my own business, when I see this chicken strolling down Macon Street. I had an appointment, so I just passed by, hoping it would be gone by the time I got back. Well, whaddya know….nobody claimed it.

Grabbed the husband and a cardboard box and barked orders whilst he crawled under cars, in alleyways and got pecked at.

Lemme tell you something. Rescuing and placing a chicken in NYC is a hell of alot easier than doing so with a cat or dog. The chicken people are much more accommodating than overworked domestic pet rescuers. I could’ve gotten away with placing only one call, because by the time I was phoning upstate farm sanctuaries they knew of “the Bed Stuy chicken”.Continue reading The Great Bed Stuy Chicken Rescue

RIP Astroland, RIP

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I didn’t make it to Astroland to say goodbye.

My relationship with Coney Island dates back to the womb. My parents took me there as a child and their parents took them. I’m old enough to remember the laughing lady in The Fun House, The Bob Sled, Jumbo Jet, Tornado and Thunderbolt before they shut down. My favorite ride was the Water Flume though. Not too scary.

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Thunderbolt

My family moved to Brightwater Towers on Surf Avenue during my senior year in high school. It was a bit of a schlep to get anywhere from the farthest end of Brooklyn, but I soon gathered that living in Coney was worth it. From my window, I could hear the sea lions at the aquarium and the screams from The Cyclone. When friends came to visit, we would go to Nathan’s, ride the bumper cars or The Cyclone. If we weren’t up for that (and what teenager isn’t?) we would go to the beach or grab a couple of knishes along the boardwalk.

Flea markets lined Surf Avenue during the 80’s and into the 90’s. I got THE-BEST vintage clothing from these stalls. I bought sixties dresses and suits from the forties for two bucks a pop. There were furniture and tschotska vendors as well.

During my photo school years, Coney Island and Brighton Beach were my favorite places to shoot. And they still are. I loved the crowds in the summer, but more so, I loved the desolate look of the area in the winter. If I got out of my apartment early enough on a winter weekday, I would be the only one around in the crumbling amusement park.

Coney Island will always be around. It’s just Astroland that has closed. The Cyclone, *Wonder Wheel and *Parachute Jump are historic landmarks, so they are safe from demolition. Supposedly. (* Not part of Astroland) I’d imagine that the area will change dramatically though. Will Insectavora and Donny Vomit still be welcome? What about the drag queen mermaids? I’m sure nobody is going to mess with The Polar Bears though. Let ’em try.

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Dante’s Inferno

Fun fact: Fred Trump (Donald’s dad) bought Coney Island’s Steeplechase Park property during the 1960’s with plans to develop luxury apartments. Due to legal issues, he was never able to develop. Perhaps Thor will have the same headaches?

The -probably too late- petition to save Astroland.

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Flea Finds and Real World Sighting

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First full-time-day back to the flea and it was packed wall to wall with vendors returning after our summer breaks. The shoppers were there too, but it was still a bit too hot for a full force shopping extravaganza. That said, it was fine-but-not-awesome for me.

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I finally got to check out The Institute for Advanced Consumption in space L14. They set up the booth in the morning and rely on the honor system. Suggested price is $18 for every item in the booth, but people can haggle amongst themselves. There’s a money jar, but it’s only monitored from a distance without any interference from salespeople. How does that work out for the vendor? Flea post here. They did have a cool collection of vintage clothes.

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Tony Garcia from Barntiques was a hoot. He didn’t want to be photographed and didn’t know what a blog is, but he did set up my shots of his gorgeous tables. Hand crafted furniture from reclaimed wood. And this is fine work. Not some of that crap people stick together. What else can I say? Check out the website.

So, we’re sitting there and we see these 2 youngins being followed by a camera crew, but they’re not interacting with anyone…just shopping. We were like “WTF”?  Then I sez “You know what? I bet that was The Real World!” It was some wanna-be hipster tattooed chick and a nerdy, jock-like fella. I didn’t take pictures because I didn’t realize it was them until they left and now I can’t find any photos online to validate my sighting. But I think I did see them. A real Real World sighting. I’ll never be the same.

A Slice of Brooklyn in Glasgow, Scotland

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The Station. Photo by SerenityLife

 

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The Bathroom

 

Author: Travis the Trannyboi

21 years ago I arrived in New York City from Scotland to visit pb, now of Reclaimed Home fame, and was immediatedly fascinated by The Subway. I was an undergrad painting student at the time, and returned to Scotland to begin making full-size replicas of mosaic-ed station names, complete with grafitti and running-water staining. Kind of like the Boyle Family’s work, but with walls. At the time, i remember saying that if I ever bought a flat, I would tile my bathroom with a New York subway station name.

Ten years later: my sister and I buy a tenement flat in Glasgow. Built round the turn of the last century, Glasgow’s four-storey tenements of a certain size are not known for their bathrooms. Much of the population would still have been using public bathhouses, so the mod-con of the day was an inside toilet and nothing else. An otherwise well-proportioned flat with two large bedrooms and a 20′ bay-windowed living room has a bathroom the size of a cupboard with a door that opens out the way. A council refurbishment scheme had enlarged the original 4′ x 4′ room to be big enough to accommodate a shower, but it’s a tight fit. Here was my chance to do the mosaic. I decided on my local station on that first NY trip – DeKalb Avenue.

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At a tile supplier who would sell tiles singly, I found close enough matches for the colours of the real station mosaic, and then had to labouriously cut the tiles up into hundreds of half-inch squares. I tiled the brick pattern first, then laid in the two rows of stripes before starting on the mosaic proper. I drew the lettering on the wall and filled in the letters first, using tile nibblers to get the exact shapes. You have to allow for quite a bit of wastage at this stage. The background was filled in after the letters had set, with the whole thing finished with black grout for that 100 year-old subway grime effect.

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The walls and ceiling are painted in a kind of concrete paint effect, with the woodwork done in green”Hammerite” paint – evil fumes, but a great look suggestive of Victorian glazed brickwork. Rather than box the bath in with solid panels, there’s a frame with painted wire mesh of the kind often seen in the Subway. The photo of a Brooklyn station entrance, which covers the access to the water main was taken by pb. It’s been a great way to distract from the smallness of the room, and visitors to the flat always open the bathroom door with a “Wow!”

Before, during and after photos

Bed Stuy Blogger Finally Leaves House

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I’ve been following “The Amber Show” for the past week now. Gal moves to NYC. Someone is shot and killed outside her apartment within the first week of living there. Gal stays holed up in apartment.

Well, she finally got out! Good for Amber! But she’s still terrified of the neighborhood (Bed Stuy) and needed to be transported by car to another area. Now she’s thinking of packing it in and moving elsewhere.

I don’t know what to say about this. Part of me just wants to shake her and say “Snap out of it! You can’t hide in your house!” but I don’t want to sound like a stereotypical cold hearted New Yorker. Fact of the matter is, I don’t know what it’s like to have grown up in a place where crime and violence don’t exist. NYC was never the wild west, but it does tend to harden people.

The shooting was most likely drug related. Nothing actually happened to her, except that she had to witness it. If I was Amber, I would stick it out a few more months and see if I felt more secure. Running and hiding isn’t always the best way to solve problems.

Granted, this part of Bed Stuy can be sketchy even though it’s only about 8 blocks from my house. But as we all know, crime can happen anywhere. I knew two people murdered separately in upstate’s Sullivan County. Brooklyn: zero. 1 shootout, a rape, a drug dealer next door, some break-ins, 2 wife beaters and squatting pitbull fighters: Park Slope circa 1994-2004. Flashers wanking off: Several, every single neighborhood! They love me. The night we moved into Bed Stuy, my husband ran out and broke up a fight between 2 brothers, one of them mentally disturbed. I thought he was going to get himself killed. He didn’t, and the brother is now on his meds and says hello to us every morning. That’s about the worst thing we’ve witnessed in Bed Stuy.

So far.

Exterminators and Cleaners

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So our new tenants moved in less than 24 hours after the old tenants left. We knew we would have some work to do, but we worked out a deal with the newbies: Their labor in exchange for rent. Seemed like a good idea at the time until we realized the state of the apartment.

The former tenants left the place broom swept. We actually did take some money off their deposit because one roomie was living there with his head up his ass. I dunno…he must’ve been having some wild parties in his bathroom. Anyway, we didn’t expect them to do a thorough cleaning and we were prepared to hire cleaners. We thought we would have time to schedule cleaners of our choice, but it was too disgusting for the newbies to live there for one day, so we needed emergency cleaning help. (No, I wasn’t going to touch it!)

I called the place we used for our post renovation cleaning, Today’s Maid. I was thoroughly happy with them last time. Two people spent 4 hours cleaning windows, cabinets, dusting down molding, etc. It was $350 which was actually less than some of the other prices I was getting at the time. Today’s Maid said they would see if they had someone available and get back to me. I waited about an hour and then called back. “No, we can’t help you today.” Well, thanks for letting me know! Ok, that’s it for Today’s Maid.

So I resorted to Craigslist. I called and called. Finally one woman said she would do it. It was $125 and the job she did was worth about $25. At least she scratched the surface. They got some grime up so the guys could live there for a few days. Oh, PS: They sounded awesome from the posting….organic, green, cleaning supplies, essential oils. Total scam!

Newbie tenant got a referral from a co-worker for Good Impressions Cleaning so we had high hopes for the second cleaner. And hey, whaddya know? They did a great job! Windows, stove (Woo, it needed it!), scrubbed grout, the works! The price? $140. They’re based in Staten Island, but service all five boros. $140 for a move out? A weekly cleaning must be totally affordable!

Let’s move on to the larger issue at hand: the roaches. It was infested. No, INFESTED! We had no idea because the roomies never said anything. And why should they? They invited them in by leaving food around. Luckily, the other apartments didn’t get any.

So newbie called the exterminator. I don’t trust exterminators. First, I’m a DIY person. Second, I believe those stories about them creating more pests so they can stay in business. (But I also believe the aliens killed JFK, so don’t take my word for it.) And third, see my mosquito post for how I feel about killing living creatures.

The exterminator was called Absolute Death. He used a non toxic bait and poison because of the cats in the apartment. It’s a fructose based gel injected on surfaces and in cracks that attracts the roaches. They eat it and carry it on to the other roaches who eat their feces and carcasses, so it keeps working. I’m not sure of the exact poison he used, but it looks like it might be Maxforce.

A less expensive way (and perhaps more pleasant?) to kill roaches is to leave some cheap wine around. Supposedly, they drink it and die. I don’t know if this works, it’s just something I saw online.

If you don’t want to kill them and just want to send them over to your neighbors, some natural repellents include garlic oil, catnip or bay leaves. Roaches also don’t like light, heat and air flow. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the scattering cockroach dance once the light is turned on.

FYI, did you know the cockroach is related to the cricket and grasshopper? I never thought about it, but it makes sense. I can see the resemblance.

Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Roaches

Brooklyn Trivia Quiz

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After breezing through About.com’s Brooklyn trivia quiz linked by OTBKB, I decided to create one of my own. I spent hours building a lovely scored one, wrestling with the html, only to discover it wasn’t showing up at all in Explorer. So, you’ll have to guess at these and I’ll post the answers later. In the meantime, feel free to leave your guesses in the comments section…but no cheating!

1. What is Weeksville?

a) A week long trip to the Catskills organized by Big Brothers Brooklyn chapter
b) A Sheepshead Bay senior development
c) One of the nation’s earliest free African American communities
d) A row of 1700’s stone houses located in Bay Ridge

2. What is Plum Beach?

a) A private beach for the inhabitants of Coney Island’s Sea Gate community
b) A neglected beach near Sheepshead Bay
c) The rocky area under the Brooklyn Bridge
d) A nickname for Prospect Park’s boat house launch area

3. Which celeb is NOT from Brooklyn?

a) Larry David
b) Adam Sandler
c) Denzel Washington
d) Anne Hathaway

4. Off leash hours in city parks are as follows:

a) Dusk to dawn
b) Before 9am
c) There’s no such thing as an off leash law
d) Before 8am

5. Following the death of disco, Saturday Night Fever’s 2001 Odyssey became a:

a) Gay strip club
b) Supper club
c) Catering hall
d) Punk rock venue

6. Who was Stacy Moskowitz?

a) The original owner of The River Cafe
b) Ed Koch’s deputy mayor
c) Miss Brooklyn 1985
d) The Son of Sam’s final victim

7. Which Brooklyn restaurant has been around the longest?

a) Peter Luger
b) River Cafe
c) Monte’s Venetian Room
d) Patsy Grimaldi’s

8. Which of these is NOT a diner?

a) Caravelle
b) Vegas
c) Moonstruck
d) Dizzy’s

Brooklyn Flea Vs. The Church: Round 1

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Last night I attended the airing of the grievances for the Brooklyn Flea at Queen of All Saints Church. The town hall style meeting was well attended by both opponents and supporters of the weekly market, as well as Flea Daddies, Jonathan Butler and Eric Demby and politicians such as Letitia James.

There were some residents kvetching about noise levels, litter and crowds interfering with their peaceful Sunday mornings, but I’d say most of the criticism came from the church parishioners. As I had suspected, much of it had to do with parking issues. It was said that some elderly parishioners were no longer able to attend church because they couldn’t get dropped off out front or they were in fear of tripping over the bicycles that people lock up near the church gate. Some people stopped attending church because they couldn’t find parking at all. My husband thought that was funny since we have no trouble finding parking within a few blocks every Sunday.

One neighborhood gentleman got up to let the church know that he doesn’t appreciate all the years their visitors have been blocking the streets with their double parked cars. Another man thought they should be welcoming market attendees in to have a look at their church instead of turning them away. The issue there was the restroom. Many market visitors stop by to use the church facilities. But some simply want to see the interior of this historic church.

Most of the market opposition came from neighbors/parishioners whom have resided in Ft Greene all of their lives. As someone commented on my previous post “Old NIMBY vs New NIMBY”. My husband and I lived in Ft Greene in the 80’s when we were first married. We wondered if there was this much concern over the shootings and crack houses at the time. Ft Greene has always had some lovely architecture and people have kept their homes up, but Dekalb Avenue had nothing going on! And lest not forget “Murder Avenue”. Would people really prefer that to a flea market?

It did get kind of ugly when not one, but two separate parishioners stated “This wouldn’t happen in a Jewish neighborhood across from a synagogue on a Saturday.” That’s when my husband had to restrain me. I waved my arms like a 5th grader so I could respond to that, but alas, I wasn’t called upon to speak. All I wanted to say was that the last time I checked, Ft Greene wasn’t a CHRISTIAN neighborhood the way parts of Crown Heights are JEWISH enclaves. A less hot headed Jew than myself responded to those comments.

But it wasn’t until the end of the evening that I realized what this was really about. One parishioner stood up and voiced her concern that attendance has dropped for Sunday services at the church. I muttered “And that’s because of a flea market?” But that’s just it. Church attendance is on the decline all over Brooklyn. It’s a vulnerable situation and someone needs to be blamed.

So why not the flea market?

Save the Brooklyn Flea!

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What happened to Brooklyn? It used to be so cool when it was uncool. Now it’s full of a bunch of grumpy NIMBY whiners. Apparently, a flea market is an unwelcome occurrence.

People are bitching about the Brooklyn Flea already, 3 months into the endeavor. It seems that the nearby church is peeved that the vendors are taking their double parking rights on a Sunday morning. I don’t think that was said outright, but come on, what else could it be? On top of that, there are some neighborhood people complaining about….actually, I don’t know what their gripe is. But this is Fort Greene. It usen’t to be so….complainy.

The market sustains over 150 vendors per week (including moi).

The market generates income for the school.

The market employs 15 people part time.

The market is economic stimulus for Fort Greene.

And this is bad, how?

You know what? Screw you, Ft Greene! We’d love to have the flea in Bed Stuy! We could use the economic stimulus.

Councilwoman Letitia James is trying to save the flea and you can too.

A town hall meeting will be held Thursday, July 24, at 7 p.m. at the Queen of All Saints’ Roman Catholic Church, 300 Vanderbilt near Lafayette.

Via Daily Intel

War Comes Home To Brooklyn

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It’s been nearly seven years since our country entered Afghanistan. And then Iraq. I’m well aware that people are dying over there every day but since I don’t personally know anyone involved in this crazy war, I’m emotionally disconnected.

Or so I thought. I didn’t realize that I knew a war hero. Who’d have thunk it, that among my progressive thinking, New York liberal, artsy fartsy high school buddies, one of us would go off to war? And get killed?

I didn’t know Danny Farkas all that well. He was the skinny kid who hung out with the production crew (my high school had a great AV program). He was a friend of a friend more than a friend of mine. When I saw him at our high school reunion back in 2003, I couldn’t believe how buff he was. “Where’s that skinny kid?” I asked him.

I received an email this morning from a fellow ex classmate that Danny was killed in Kabul on July 4th in a non-hostile incident that is being investigated.

Danny was a NYC Police Lieutenant in the 112th Pct. in Forest Hills and an Army National Guardsman. Funeral will be held Monday in Midwood, Brooklyn.

Benches For Barack

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Two enterprising teens are raising funds for our next President by building and selling benches. Harry and Emma will be off to college in the fall, but they’re keeping busy this summer by filling orders for the Barack benches.

The benches are constructed in Harry’s Cobble Hill basment and cost $40. Obama’s campaign gets $15 from the sale and the rest goes into material costs.

They are made out of Douglas Fir wood. The standard size is 48 inches long, and 18 inches tall and comes in an earthy pistachio green color. They are waterproofed for outdoor use. Custom bench orders can be placed for an additional $15 and the teens are also taking orders for other custom carpentry projects such as trash bin enclosures, picnic tables and sheds.

Harry and Emma offer deliveries for a small fee, but pick ups are greatly appreciated.

Benches for Barack has already raised $700 for the Obama campaign in just 2 weeks. You know what I was doing when I was 18? I can’t even remember, but I’m sure it involved sitting on my ass complaining about Reagan.

Go to 232 Clinton St. (between Pacific and Amity) if you would like to check out the benches. You can reach Harry at 917-699-1754 or Emma at 201-709-5054.

Related: Brownstoner

Bed Stuy Rental Market:2 Years Later

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Here’s my own personal state of the rental market in Bed Stuy.

Two years ago when we put our newly restored duplex on the market, it took us two weeks to find tenants. True, we started showing it while it was under construction on July 4th weekend, but we did get some traffic. Most of the prospective renters were white hipster roommates. And the feedback we got went as follows:

“Is the neighborhood safe?”

“The neighborhood is a bit too rough for me.”

“It’s not the type of neighborhood I’m looking for.”

And so on. I’m pretty sure their statements were just code for “Hello. I’m a racist.”

We ended up with 4 roommates who got $100 off our monthly asking price of $2500.

This July 4th weekend when we showed the same apartment at $2600 (roommate filth and all) it rented in less than a New York minute with back up applicants. And to a couple, no less.

Has the neighborhood really changed that much in 2 years or is it just people’s perceptions of Bed Stuy? My main problem with the neighborhood is lack of decent amenities. I guess a few new places have popped up since we’ve been here, but we still have to go to Clinton Hill or Fort Greene for a really good meal. (Oh yeah, amenities=food. What else?)

I have a bitty theory as to why more folks are discovering the neighborhood BECAUSE of the lack of restaurants. More people are entertaining in their homes. Dinner parties are fairly popular because people have lovely spaces to show off. So, the friends come out to the Stuy and find out it’s actually an awesome neighborhood. And so on and so on.

Let’s not forget to give credit to blogs such as Bed Stuy Blog, Brownstoner and Bed Stuy Banana for calling attention to the neighborhood. Perhaps even that Reclaimed Home blog.

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Buy My Friend’s Apartment

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This area now has built ins and French doors

My friends are moving to California. Guess we’re not good enough for them here on the east coast. They are selling their Midwood Park apartment that they just bought like 2 years ago. It’s a 2BR coop listed with Corcoran for $299k. These technically inferior photos are the “before” shots. Go to the listing to see what it looks like now.

Here’s a bit from them about their renovation woes:

“The “painters” had done a crap job on the walls, so we gave ALL the walls a skim coat of plaster and new paint.

The coop board, as SOON as we finished that, announced that the electrical service would be upgraded (good news) and we’d have to repair the mess they would make of the walls ourselves (bad news, as we had just completed the work not a few weeks earlier) They did patch the plaster, but we had to sand it, touch it up, and repaint everything. We also just repainted it all about 6 weeks ago.

We replaced all light fixtures, put in dimmer switches, ceiling fans.”

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All cheesy Home Depot doors were replaced by French doors.

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They’ve since updated this bathroom without tearing the whole thing apart.

Midwood 2BR: $299k

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