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Red Hook and Rhinebeck for Under $210k

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$189k. Village of Red Hook. It may not be an ideal country home because of the lack of property, but it’s perfect if you want to go out and get drunk and not have to worry about driving home. This is right in town! You can always take a drive to the nearest hike. Who needs to maintain property anyway?

Rhinebeck. $149k. Ok, so it’s a 1042 square foot vinyl sided POS. Try to find something in Rhinebeck on 1 acre for anything close to that price. I dare ya. Location, location, location! Right near the Performing Arts Center. Never underestimate the value of being able to walk to your destination in the country. I don’t want to hit a coyote at night. Do you?

$209k. Rhinebeck 1910 farmhouse. The drawback of old farmhouses is that they sit right near the road. The interior of this baby is not to be overlooked, though. It sits on half an acre. If you have dogs, you can always fence in the back yard. Um, have you realized yet that I’m looking at these for myself?

Click on the pics for more info or twist my arm to drive up and show you myself.

Country Homes Under $100k

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Want a weekend house but think you can’t afford it? Let’s see how low we can go. These homes need TLC, but I chose only desirable areas. What’s the mortgage on a $100k house? Like a dollar per month? Come on, you can do it!

The wreck above is located in Highland, NY within the New Paltz school district. Yes, it’s just short of being a tear down, but it’s $74,900. The home is less than 1000 square feet but sits on 1.7 acres. Interior shots here.

A small cabin in the woods of Kerhonkson, NY has access to the stream in the above photo. The 594 square foot home is quaint, but not much to look at. It sits on one acre. Price? $69k.

Ok, so this house isn’t too impressive. The 600 square foot vinyl sided POS has been renovated in Home Depot style. Here’s the thing….For $99,500 you got yourself a house in Milan near Red Hook, NY. 2.26 acres with access to a stream at the edge of the property. Suh-weet.

A Good House is Hard to Find

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The great Brooklyn house hunt continues. So, I’m helping this chick find a house, right? She’s got a decent amount of change in her piggy bank. She’s open to somewhat of a fixer upper. Open to a few different neighborhoods. You would think it would be easy, no?

WTF?

Personally, I’m not one to look at houses for an entire year. That would drive me nuts. But the gal in question is no Prima Donna. I mean, I’m right there with her looking and I wouldn’t have gotten into a bidding war over any these places either.

Let’s see…what have we seen? My favorite was 11th Street (above). Ok, so she was kind of scared off by the amount of work while I fell in love with the place. But hey, it’s not me buying it. Loads of detail on a great block. I’d say a pretty solid investment IF they would go down in price, because it will be a costly restoration.

Then there was that limestone on 9th Street that was TOO nice. Really. It was like a museum. Just beautiful, perfect detail but not I’d imagine an older, very refined person living there.

The Hoyt Street gut reno we saw on Sunday was great. The seller took a shell and gave it a fabulous modern makeover. Alas, something was amiss. The location wasn’t a match for Chickie and there were a couple of other issues she wasn’t crazy about.

We looked at a lovely place on 8th Street. Move in condition, but the configuration was screwy, so there would be work to do even though it didn’t need work. Know what I’m sayin’?

The Prospect Avenue 3 family had potential and is perhaps worth revisiting, but she would want to convert it into a 2 family, installing an internal staircase in the lower duplex . Again, a place that would have to be ripped apart even though it’s in perfect cosmetic shape. Seems wasteful to do.

Oh, then we saw an apartment on 13th Street. It was really nice, but I’m trying to convince Chickie that rental income is golden! I don’t see the point in paying a bunch for an apartment when you could own an entire house with income and total autonomy.

So, there you have it. Even if you have some money to play with, it’s never enough. If her budget was $800k, it would almost make the search easier. There would be fewer neighborhoods and more of an incentive to settle for something. Right now everything is at the top of her budget and needs another coupla hundred thou of work.

Poor girl.

Weekend Events

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Nyack’s Famous Street Fair

Sunday, May 15th, 10am-5pm right in the center of Nyack. Can’t miss it. Reclaimed Home is signed up to do this! We’ll be on Broadway with all of the other crafty people. The weather is supposed to be beautiful rainy on Sunday. This event is rain or shine. : /

Veggie Pride Parade

Sunday, May 15th. Meet up in the Village and march to Union Square. Dress as a carrot. Or not. Speakers, exhibitions and probably lots of PETA activists.

9th Avenue International Food Festival

May 14th & 15, 12-5pm. 9th Avenue between 42 and 57th Streets. This ain’t no typical street fair. Oh, I’m sure there will be a few Italian sausage vendors, but this features 9th Ave merchants. Where do you go for the best variety of ethnic food in NYC? Thaaa’s right.

Government Properties for Sale

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Back when NYC was run down during my youth, I heard stories about abandoned buildings that could be bought for one dollar. I remember thinking that I wanted to do it, but I was like twelve. Well, FYI, there are still abandoned government properties and they are ready to deal!

It’s doubtful these properties are the greatest bargain ever, but there may be a good buy in there somewhere. Plus, purchasing one of these places helps pay off the national debt. The map lists industrial structures, monuments, office buildings and land across the United States. Most of the local properties are in the Gateway National Recreation Area. Seems like a good idea for factories or artist cooperatives.

No prices. You must inquire for more details.

Via NPR

Home Buying 101

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Are you still wet behind the ears when it comes to home buying? You’re not alone. Everybody has a first time. Just sit back and relax, baby. Reclaimed Home will make it alright.

Seriously, it’s a big f*in’ deal. That’s alotta dough you’re forking over. You SHOULD have questions. So, what steps do you need to take? How do you go about it?

1. The first thing is to go over your budget. Pretty obvious, but it’s incredible how many people start looking before they have their finances worked out. How much do you have for a down payment? Don’t forget that closing costs will be between $10k-$20k.

Talk to a mortgage broker or bank to see how much they will lend. Then take a good look at your present and future and make sure you can pay that monthly amount. Do you need rental income? How much? Size matters in this instance. Bigger rental units equal more income.

2. Location, Location, Location! True dat. The one thing you cannot change. Unless you want to move the house and that’s kinda a big deal. You can redo just about anything inside the house. Maybe even add an extension if it’s a tad small for your needs. But you have to love where you live. And please do yourself a favor and never put the house before the neighborhood. You can have your dream house, but if you hate life outside of those four walls, then what?

3. It’s an investment. Yes, you need a place to live, but that doesn’t mean you should make unwise decisions. Just don’t get ripped off because you fall in love with some bathroom tiles or a zip code. (Yeah, I know I mentioned location is key, but it doesn’t mean by any means necessary). What’s a good investment? A run down place in a great neighborhood. A fabulous dream home in an up and coming neighborhood (that you also happen to love). What’s a bad investment? The best house on a shitty street 10 blocks from an awful train line.

4. To Renovate or Not. Hmm. Personally, I loves me some fixer uppers; however, it’s not for the faint of heart. BUT! If you don’t want to renovate, you kind of can’t be too fussy with what’s on offer or you’ll be looking forever. What are the chances that the seller has put in exactly what you desire? So, you’re either buying into someone else’s taste or you make it your own from scratch. Tweaking a finished home is great, but keep in mind that  it’s awfully wasteful to rip apart a $30k kitchen so you can make it your own.

Question is, do you have what it takes to live with a renovation? Are you hiring people or tackling it yourself? Do you want to be married to your house for the next few years? That means you’re a house wife. Oh, it’s all worth it in the end, but you need to realize what you’re getting yourself into first.

On the other hand…. and I can’t stress this enough….be careful when buying a “renovated” house. You do not know what is going on under those new floors and walls. Don’t want to scare you or anything, but not everyone repairs rotting joists or repoints structural brickwork before slapping something over it. If it looks like a quick, shoddy renovation, there’s a good chance something may be going on underneath. Not a rule of thumb, but we found crazy-sloppy work in 4 out of 4 of my houses. Just sayin’.

Well, that should be a starting point. Feel free to post questions if you have any. Now, go forth and look!

Country Homes Under $200k!

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Oh, this is bad. I just got agent’s access to Dutchess, Orange, Ulster and Sullivan County MLS. My renovations are nearly finished in Brooklyn, summer is near and I don’t have a weekend place. I shouldn’t look. I’m not in the market. But it’s so tempting. Must stop looking…. (But if you want to look at them, maybe I wouldn’t mind taking a drive up with you.)

The house above is a “handyman special”. Those words are music to my ears. For $159k, you can be located right in the Village of Rhinebeck on 2.8 acres. Hello! It’s not a small house either: 2575 total square feet. 1000 of that is unfinished, but the place needs a total rehab anyway. 

Hyde Park short sale for $179,925. An 1850 Colonial on 3.46 acres. The house is 2300 square feet and has a barn! Doesn’t look to be in bad condition.

Village of Millbrook. A 1940 stucco 824 square foot home on hardly any property. Listing price is $180k and the agent says bring in all offers. Ooh, this looks like a nice fixture upper! What better way to spend your weekends in the country than working on your house. I kid, I kid.

This one actually brought tears to my eyes. This house wants some lovin’. Located in The Gunks near the town of Pine Bush, famous for it’s UFO Festival and my mom’s siting of the KKK way back in the early 70’s. (True story. They’re probably long gone by now.) This deliciously scary looking 1820 fixer upper is $198k and sits on 2 acres. Heeerrre’s Johnny!

Brooklyn Real Estate Market Alive & Well

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Yeah, this blog touches upon real estate and and I do have a license, but to be honest, I’ve haven’t paid much attention to the Brooklyn market since I bought my own home in 2005. If you must know, I really haven’t been interested in seeing how much my house has devalued.

So when I started to help a friend search for her first home in Brooklyn about a week ago, I thought we were walking into a buyer’s market. It didn’t take me long to realize I was wrong. First of all, there isn’t a ton of inventory out there. The houses that seem halfway decent are being snapped up rather quickly, with bidding wars and cash buyers and such.

The fixer uppers and overpriced homes do sit longer. No duh. People aren’t that stupid! I’m not saying it’s like the height of the market again, nor should my single observation be taken as anything other than a single observation. This also only pertains to the South Slope/Gowanus up to Sunset Park corridor with a couple of Carroll Gardens properties thrown in for good measure.

One positive that came out of the down market is that Brooklyn brokers are definitely more open to co-broking their listings now. I was sure I’d get the cold shoulder going in as a buyer’s agent, but most realtors have finally figured out it’s easier to sell the home if they are willing to cooperate with other firms. That being said, the lack of returned calls and emails makes me think they may not be all that keen on splitting their commission after all. It’s all good. I know how to be a pushy bitch when I have to be.

Now I just have to find this gal a home. Yo, know of anything?

Developer/Broker Break Up on 15th St

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An anonymous tipster emailed about the marketing of 155 15th aka Harbor Hill Condos in the South Slope. It seems that the broker and developer have decided to go their separate ways.

Douglas Elliman sent an email out to prospective buyers basically saying they felt the developer’s price points were unrealistic in this market.

I usually take no interest in new development real estate nonsense, but I found this one interesting because this is the building that was erected where a church was knocked down. Now, I’m not a religious person and if I was, I certainly wouldn’t choose Catholicism (no offense) but part of me can’t help but wonder if there’s some Poltergeist shit going on at this site.

Or it could just be unrealistic developers and brokers who wanted the listing and promised them the world to get it.

Killing Gatsby (Again)

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“They were careless people — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote that about Tom and Daisy back in 1925, but the same can be said about today’s throwaway society. The rumored Gatsby mansion is being demolished, just like many of the other Gold Coast homes of the past.

Developers will tear the house down to build a new McMansion. Because who wants the piece of history that inspired one of the greatest Amercian novels when you can have a brand new super sized tacky house?

Clearly Long Island needs to do something about their landmarks and preservation. This just isn’t right.

Unfortunately, it’s too late for Land’s End. The original fixtures have already been removed. Demolition is under way.

Hundreds of Gold Coast historic mansions have been torn down. Perhaps it’s a good idea to visit the remaining few before it all becomes a valley of ashes.

Via NY Times

All photos by Jen Ross.

Repaired Medallion is Cracked Again

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The medallion that I painstakingly repaired and painted is broken again. Not my fault! My repair was good. The hubby installed it today and cracked it in a different area. Not only that, he tried to keep it secret from me! I just noticed the crack when I went to upload the photos of my lovely paint job.

It needs to be cleaned and touched up and the crack has to get filled, but I couldn’t wait to show off my own handy work. The medallion will look bee-autiful once I can get my damaged ankle up a ladder.

* Other Painted Medallions

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M*F* Snakes in My M*F* City

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This is what Twitter is all about. I don’t give a shit if some crafter had oatmeal with grapes for breakfast. But when some genius tweets as the “Bronx Zoo Cobra“, I get giddy.

If you’ve been sleeping under a rock….well then you should know first hand about the cobra who escaped from The Bronx Zoo. I don’t remember the city being so on edge since Son of Sam was on the loose. Yeah, like the snake is gonna make his/her way to your house! Well, to be honest, if I lived in The Bronx, I’d be pooping my pants right about now.

Anyway, the snake is a local celebrity, with over 126,000 Twitter followers as of this writing.

Does this have something to do with the End of Days? Does the snake come back? I dunno. Didn’t read the book.

Some of my favorites tweets:

Getting my morning coffee at the Mudtruck. Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. Seriously, don’t. I’m venomous.

Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?

In front of the diner used in Seinfeld. Niiice! They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Enjoying a cupcake @magnoliabakery. This is going straight to my hips. Oh, wait. I don’t have hips.

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