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Too Good To Be True Apartments

Too Good To Be True Apartments published on 2 Comments on Too Good To Be True Apartments

Huh? Am I reading something wrong or do these apartments really exist? They were listed under “apartments for rent” not “vacation rentals”. I call bullsh*t.

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$950: 1BR on Jane Street

Yeah, right! I read the ad 3x. It doesn’t look like a share or weekly rental. What am I missing? It must be weekly, right?

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$650: 2BR, Flatbush

Well, not such a great deal considering it’s nearly in Flatlands. Still, the price can’t be $650 per month for a 2 BR. It’s fully furnished and says it’s great for visitors and vacationers. Is that per night? Too pricey for one night in E Flatbush! What gives?

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$1200: 1 BR in Soho

????????????????. NO. WAY.

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$1450: 2BR “Uptown West”

First of all, where is “Uptown West”? Is that the Upper West Side? Who calls it that? The same people who refer to the city as “town”? Secondly, the agent was obviously drunk when these photos were taken. Thirdly, they keep saying the photos are of the actual apartment. Well, yeah…I would hope so! Anyway, a 2BR for $1450. It’s probably uptown west side of somewhere in NJ.

Sales!

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May 2, 3 and 4
1547 Rt 9W, Marlboro, NY

I’m revealing my source here, but lucky for me, most of you are down in the city. I’ll be there on Friday before anyone else gets their grubby fingers on this stuff. This guy does clean outs and always has great, inexpensive finds.

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Tag Sales By Mona

May 3rd & 4th
2203 East 65th Street
Mill Basin, Brooklyn
10am-3pm

Home filled with fun, vintage goodies! Carousel panels, Atlantic City rolling chair and and barber poll among the items.

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Gracious Home: One Day Warehouse Sale!
May 3
30-30 60th Street
Woodside, Queens

Weekender: NYC

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Some of us whom have lived in New York all of our lives never really take the time to fully appreciate it. I don’t look up to take in all of that glorious architecture. I hardly ever go to Broadway shows. Off Bway, maybe once a year. We’ve taken vacations at home before, but it always turns out to be a week of working on the house.

So what if….you’re a New Yorker who wants to experience NYC like a tourist? Get out of your own home, for one! Here’s a list of charming B&B’s. Stay yourself or keep them in mind for those annoying out of town guests when they land on your doorstep.

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Abingdon House, W Village

Rooms starting at $129

 

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Victorian Mansion, Harlem
$199 per couple for queen bed suite

 

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Stay The Night, Upper East
Rates start at $75 according to BnB Finder. Couldn’t find them on their site!

 

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Elegant Retreats, Morningside Heights
Starting at $200 Double Occupancy

 

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Country Inn the City, Upper West
Starting at $210, 3 night minimum

Vegetarian Deer Trophy

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I saw this on Re-Nest and sure, it’s a cute idea. The thing is…it’s EUR 25. If you can’t pick up a wood plaque at a crafting store for a few dollars and drill 2 holes in it yourself, stain and seal it, you don’t deserve to be alive. I mean, really. I know I’m a DIY nut and I say that about everything, but this is something a 5 year old can do. Am I right or am I right?

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Jill Freedman’s NYC

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Last Sunday’s NY Times featured the work of 70’s street photographer Jill Freedman. Freedman left NYC in the early 90’s before Guiliani got his hands on it. She returned five years ago to an unrecognizable city. “When I saw that they had turned 42nd Street into Disneyland, I just stood there and wept.”

Her work is reminiscent of Weegee. The grit and gore. The real life, human factor. She’s been quoted as saying she would like to find out what’s left to photograph in NYC. As an 80’s street photographer myself, I know that I haven’t been very inspired in recent years. It will be interesting to see what she comes up with.

Jill Freedman’s works will be on display at Higher Pictures until May 24th.

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New Blog Alert: Green 4U

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Looks like Green 4U just launched last month, so we can still catch up on the tips they have to offer. It’s kind of a “how to” blog. How to go green.

Tips include eating less meat (although the blogger is not a vegetarian), green tax deductions and intro to solar power. There is a whole section on how to contact your state and federal officials.

Blogger Leigh states “I am not a crunchy granola hippy living on a commune. I want to give the average person resources to make more informed decision on how they can improve (or at least not hurt) the environment.

via Best Green Blogs

Dogs & Fleas

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I need to bitch about the dog situation at Brooklyn Flea. Ok, no dogs allowed. Because it’s a school yard. I abide by the rules, much as it hurts. I see that some others don’t. Word on the street is there may be a doggie valet in the works, which would be welcomed news to one and all. But what’s the story with the doggie parents who leave their children tied up on the fence while they disappear for an hour? I saw a shivering pitbull puppy out there that I nearly had to rescue. Then there was this poor little thing yapping away for at least a half hour. I know the owners heard because his/her cries were echoing throughout the yard. Please….be responsible owners or some crazy animal rights vendor might take it upon herself to rescue your dog one day.

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Ok, on to this week’s finds. Ama Home debuted at the Brooklyn Flea a couple of weeks ago and they seem to be doing quite well for themselves. Amy and Karen take vintage furniture and modernize it by coating it with vibrant paint colors. Prices are not bad either.

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Mr. Flea, Eric Demby takes a break with Myriah of Nightwood. Eric’s proud mom stands behind him.

Nightwood’s “reincarnated” furniture isn’t trying to be something it’s not. Myriah Scruggs and Nadia Yaron literally scrap together wood pieces to create functional furnishings. The patchwork look reminds us that not every piece of furniture has to be matched and sanded to perfection to be beautiful. Website not fully functional yet, but here’s a rave about their stuff.

*Disclosure: I took the Nightwood photos last weekend.

Polishing Chrome & Painting Chairs

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I got a storage space! I’ll be moving in this Saturday, so the garage clean out begins. First of all, do you realize how difficult it is to find a 24 hour storage facility in Brooklyn? Nearly impossible! I don’t need to get in there at 3am, but I do need access on Sunday mornings and evenings when most of these places have “part time” Sunday hours. The only reason this place allows it is because my space is an outdoor container. Hopefully, it’s drier than my garage or basement.

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Anyway, I pulled this old pram out of the garage. I bought it back in winter and planned to sell it as is, but it was looking pretty sad so I decided to clean it up. I used to think rust was the end of the world, but I found a few cleaning tips online that saved the day. (Sorry, no before and after pictures)

Cleaning rust off chrome:

Fine steel wool and water

or

Tin foil and water

or

Coke instead of water

Polish afterwards to “seal” it.

I tried both methods and I’ve gotta say that I was pretty impressed with the tin foil. The chrome sparkles now!

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I’ve been meaning to paint these old school chairs that were sitting in the garage. The idea was to create a set of four, each a different color. But I did one and couldn’t decide whether or not I liked unpainted better, so I just did one more and left it at that. I wasn’t sure of the word and design either, so I just did one. What do you think? Worn wood or painted?

Weekender: 10 Day Trips From NYC

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1. Great Adventure: Went here so many times in my youth. I still love amusement parks….just don’t have time to go anymore. NJ Transit gets you there if you don’t have a car.

2. Cape May: Victorian beach community. There are lots of activities this weekend, including a house tour and wine tasting.

3. Renaissance Faire: Go for the goof! People actually dress up and act all Ren. And I’m not talking about the actors! Probably as geeky as a Star Trek convention.

4. Skydive the Ranch: Get a group of friends together and just do it! You have an instructor strapped to your back. You won’t regret it! Better than sex!

5. Jones Beach: Go for the beach. Stay for the
concerts.

6. Woodbury Commons: Major tourist destination for European travelers. Get on the bus with them to these outdoor premium outlets.

7. Fire Island: The best thing about Fire Island…no cars. Although my gay friends would tell you the best thing is “the scene”.

8. Dia Beacon: How can I forget Dia when I live just up the road? Take Metro North. Spend the day in Beacon. Come say hello!

9. Elephant’s Trunk: A country flea market in Milford, CT. Good deals to be had.

10. Kyuit : The Rockefeller estate in Westchester. Gorgeous mansion, gardens and artwork.

Are New Yorkers Rude?

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Why does everyone think New Yorkers are rude? I beg to differ. We just tell it like it is. If we want something, we ask for it. We don’t stand around like schmucks waiting for it to happen.I get frustrated after spending time down in the city and then returning upstate. Especially when I’m driving. People don’t know how to drive in Beacon! Hey, if someone is in your way, you need to honk, goddammit!When I visit the in-laws in Ireland, they think I’m a nuts. This is a country full of alcoholics and people with ulcers because they keep things to themselves. They would prefer to suffer through an uncomfortable existence rather than hurt someone’s feelings. Screw that! I’m not gonna freeze my ass off because you think 50 degrees is comfortable.So, no, I don’t think New Yorkers are rude. I think we’re the only normal ones on the planet. Everybody else sucks.

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