Huh? Am I reading something wrong or do these apartments really exist? They were listed under “apartments for rent” not “vacation rentals”. I call bullsh*t.

$950: 1BR on Jane Street

Yeah, right! I read the ad 3x. It doesn’t look like a share or weekly rental. What am I missing? It must be weekly, right?

$650: 2BR, Flatbush

Well, not such a great deal considering it’s nearly in Flatlands. Still, the price can’t be $650 per month for a 2 BR. It’s fully furnished and says it’s great for visitors and vacationers. Is that per night? Too pricey for one night in E Flatbush! What gives?

$1200: 1 BR in Soho

????????????????. NO. WAY.

$1450: 2BR “Uptown West”

First of all, where is “Uptown West”? Is that the Upper West Side? Who calls it that? The same people who refer to the city as “town”? Secondly, the agent was obviously drunk when these photos were taken. Thirdly, they keep saying the photos are of the actual apartment. Well, yeah…I would hope so! Anyway, a 2BR for $1450. It’s probably uptown west side of somewhere in NJ.