Politics has become a joke as of late. You may be asking yourself if your vote really makes a difference at all. Perhaps it doesn’t. But what if it does? Is it gonna kill you to get your ass to the polling place around the corner and pull the lever against the person you don’t want? I mean….for the person you want?

Don’t like Cuomo and refuse to vote Republican? There’s a Green Party candidate running too. His name is Howie Hawkins.

Don’t know who the eff anyone else is? You can find out who is on the ballot from a number of websites.

“But I don’t know where my polling place is.” Your fucking polling place is here! Aaannnddd…they also list your candidates so you don’t have to figure that out last minute.

Everyone is saying that the GOP is gonna run away with this thing because Dems and Liberals are a bunch of apathetic lazy ass mofos (I was the one who said that). Prove me wrong.