Two of my favorite sites are “Overheard in NY” and “True Green Confessions“. I don’t check them every day and then when I say “Let’s see what’s going on there” I always LMFAO. Here are some of the better ones. Go ahead, LYFAO:

From True Green:

“I bought organic bath products for my whole family to use, and i was feeling really great about myself… then the bottles became empty and i realized they are all #4 plastic! My county only recycles #1 and #2! Now i feel really sad!”

“I reuse sandwich bags and ziplocs. i rinse them out then hang them upside down to dry on a little clothes line above my washing machine.”

“I hate low flow toilets because you have to flush them 2-3 times to get the poop to go down.”
**Editor’s note: Yes! Yes! That is so true!

“Republicans recycle too.”

“I have about 5 recyclable cloth grocery bags. Thing is, I never remember to take them with me to the grocers.”

“I need to figure out how to transfer my PMS rage into energy for my apartment.”

 

From Overheard:

–A Train

Little guy to big guy wearing fur hat: You know, wearing fur is murder.
Big guy wearing fur hat: So is me pushing you off the train.

–Bx41

(back door opens and closes, then the bus starts moving)
Obnoxious Hispanic Emo girl: Back doooor! Back doooor!
Bus driver: What the f*ck!? Speak up, I don’t have all day!
Obnoxious girl: Back dooooor!
Bus driver: I have a family! I’m tired! I want to go home!
Obnoxious girl: Back doooooooor.
Bus driver: Ladies and gentlemen, our future.

–Elevator, 82nd & 3rd

Man: That’s a very cute dog!
Girl #1: Yes, she is. My dad got her at a pet store. He was going to get a dog at the shelter, but he didn’t want to.
Girl #2: Yeah, so the dog he would have gotten at the shelter died, because it was a kill shelter.
Dad: Um, I’m not really taking full responsibility for that.
Girl #1: The dog was killed. Just because you didn’t want it.
Girl #2: Yeah, dad.
Dad: Really. I think this is less than 5% my fault. Look, this where we get off.
Man: Have a good night! Sleep well.