Walmart has been talking about going green since 2005. They say they’ve improved gas mileage on their trucks, they “score” their suppliers on packaging and now they’ve supposedly improved energy efficiency in some stores.

Last week Walmart opened an “eco friendly” store in Romeoville/Chicago. The high efficiency store is the first of a series Walmart plans to build.

Bollocks! Look, Walmart, you’ll never get my business. I don’t care how much you pretend to jump on this green bandwagon. You’re not fooling anyone. Do you think your fat ass Red State customers really care about your efforts? No, they want cheap disposable shit from China, as long as they can afford it. And you’re not gaining any new treehugging customers. Trust me on that one.

So why bother? You really want to make a difference? GO AWAY!

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