This is how I envisioned blogging.

Since starting this God forsaken blog in September, my goal has been 4 posts per day (weekends and holidays don’t count). Well actually, it was 5 posts, but that lasted about a week. I’m sticking to my goal even though I no longer have time to exercise, shower, feed my pets or earn money. Fortunately, I found a sucker friend who is willing to help out.

Brett to the rescue! I shot Brett and Andrew’s wedding a few years ago and we’ve been in touch ever since. She actually knows how to write, unlike myself, and she’s looking for her 15 minutes of blogging fame without having to be responsible for her own site. It’s a win-win situation.

*Brett and *Andrew sold their Manhattan apartment and have been looking for a home for the last 2 years. Crazy, huh? She’ll be filling us in on various neighborhoods and pitfalls of home buying. Ideally, we can follow their journey to an actual home and renovation if she doesn’t get sick of writing within the first week.

Somewhere along the way, a pair of twins came into the picture. Hopefully they won’t distract Brett from writing, like my starving cats’ crying out for some morsels of food or the stench of my own fat, decaying body.

*Names have been changed to protect the paranoid.