Forgive me if I’m heavy on the Dutchess County listings. It’s the only agent MLS system I can get into with my mac. Anyhoo, I was just sitting here wondering what the most expensive property is up there. Well, here it is: a 145 acres estate in Millbrook.

The 9000 square foot main house was built in 1988 (pooh) and has a 15 room count, including a library and a nanny suite. It’s not clear whether the other interior amenities are within the main building or you have to schlep across the property. Let’s see, what else have we got here? A theater, a basketball court, a spa.

The equestrian facilities are to die for. You have 145 acres, you need some horses! There’s also an inground pool, tennis courts and an ice rink.

The price? $27m. The taxes? $95k. But imagine the parties you could have!