Back in the Seventies, my mother’s friend went to one of those Poconos honeymoon resorts with her husband. They had a great time, yada, yada, returned the following year and caught themselves on an X rated video showing at the lodge.
This sounds like an urban legend, but I swear it was true, unless this woman was taking the piss out of my mom.
Anyway, it totally put me off the Poconos. Which is a shame because I would be all over that kitsch-n-tacky crap without the added expense of flying to Las Vegas.
Where else can you enjoy a champagne tower hot tub with your partner? Unless you put one in your house.
Hmm….
Anyway, Happy Valentine!
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I remember the ads on TV for these places! I was looking for a place to stay in the Poconos recently, and found that there are still one or two in existence, which made me intrigued. But holy hat, I would freak out if I saw us on the x-rated film in the place!! Just thinking that is possible would make me too paranoid to enjoy the big coctail tub. I’d just hear that porny “brown chicken, brown cow” music in my head, and there goes my lady boner.
I can’t get the song out of my head!
Writing this post put me in the mood to go to some tacky resort. Not an x-rated one though.
Beautiful Mount Hairy Lodge is what my family always called it.
I’m calling bullschidt on the x-rated video — no WAY! Could this really, really have happened?! If it did, it is now my new favorite bestest story ever.
Ok, check it out:
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/video.asp
It says there are lawsuits based on real incidents.
I’m gonna have to check with my mom and make sure it was her friend and not a friend of her friend.