The only thing better than a good bargain is getting something for nothing. The Craig’s free listings is one of my biggest obsessions. Word of advice: If you see something, you have to grab it immediately. There are a lot of other greedy f*ckers out there. Early bird catches the first worm. You snooze, you lose.

Here are some postings that are probably no longer available.

The Mt. Vernon piano above is in need of restoration. I always see listings for free pianos. Always.

Three doors, old and new, located in the basement of a Gowanus house.

Two sofas and two chairs in Queens Village. Plastic slipcovers included.

Blue toilet! Located in Poughkeepsie.