A renovated single family home in Brooklyn for $299k? Wow! Oh wait, the renovation is crap and the house is in Staten Island. BTW, could you take worse pictures? What’s with the side shot of the house and what is that guy doing?? Come on….at least TRY.

3 Family in Ozone Park for….oops…no price! Hey buddy, I wouldn’t advertise the fact that the bathroom is located right off the kitchen. People are gonna find out, sure, but you wanna get them in there. Ad says “House is semi detach (windows all around the house)”. I’m still trying to figure out where the windows are on the attached part.

Ooh, you know I only like to make fun of brokers. And I don’t like to mock people just because English is their second language. But I can’t resist this one. Listed as a 3 BR.

“i have apartment with 2 1/2 bed room, hard wood floors, owner is looking for working family. with proof of job. sec-8 with 2 bed room voucher can be considered. no brokers. Ralph ave at pechen ave”

I’ll just say this. I believe the location to be Ralph at Patchen Avenue. I don’t know of a Pechen Ave in Brooklyn. Correct me if I’m wrong.