When I first saw the images of the Montauk Monster, I thought it was a hoax. It’s been nearly a week since the creature washed ashore and people are still befuddled as to what it is. I must confess, I’m kind of fascinated.

If it’s an alien from Mars (where there IS water, so it’s possible), THE MAN would’ve hidden it from the public. I think it was just left to decompose. One video had some guys playing with the skeleton. I don’t know if it’s the same creature.

Witnesses are now saying that they saw “monsters” elsewhere, some alive. More practical opinions: a water rat, a turtle without the shell, a dog. Ok, dogs don’t have beaks. I’m going with turtle. Or hoax. What say you?