Why mostly Brooklyn? Because the other jackasses neglected to post photos. No photos, I don’t wanna know ya!

$100k: Monroe, NY

There’s something appealing about a shack in the woods. Property is 1/4 acre. Monroe is less than an hour north of the city. There are bus lines down to the city or Metro North goes to nearby Harriman.

$299k: Brighton Beach

Here’s a lovely shack near the beach. It’s cash only and needs complete rehab, but it looks real cute! And Brighton is awesome. You can’t get too much more “authentic old school Brooklyn” than this.

$419k: Marine Park

Cute brick townhouse! Personally, I wouldn’t live in Marine Park because I’d feel isolated. But if it’s this or the suburbs, I’d probably be happy to live here.

$489k: Bed Stuy

Looks like some nice details on this one! It’s a single family. If you can make it a legal 2 family and have your tenants cover most of the mortgage, that would be a sweeeet deal.