My husband purposely gives me bad massages when I beg him for one just so I can beg him to stop. Oh, I do the same to him, so kudos to him for picking up on my ingenious idea.
Sometimes I wonder “What’s a person gotta do to get a good massage around here?” My BFF is a massage therapist, but she’s not around at the drop of a hat.
So I think I need the Auto Healther Reiz DZ-270 from Dainichi. It can sit in the center of my living room since we never invite people over. Cost? 8500€. That’s like $2 million these days.
The thing is, I’m willing to wait a few months. FYI, my birthday is in August.