I know I said gifts were evil, but since I didn’t have anything else to write about today I came up with my wish list. Please do not hesitate to help me out here. I’ll accept any generous offer. Oh, and thanks in advance.

1. Flip Video

2. 3G iPhone. I have the older one. I’m jealous when I see people with the new model.

3. New pair of MBTs. They’re pricey! But they are all I wear these days what with my old lady feet and all.

4. Heater for the flea market.

5. New wardrobe that I don’t have to shop for and try on. Preferably vintage.

6. Massages every day for the rest of my life.

7. A vacation. Without the family.

8. A personal assistant. Someone who can do everything from the laundry to renovations. To massage.

9. Heck, an entire household staff. I want a chauffeur, a cook and a cleaning person.

10. New old house to work on. I’m bored with these.

11. Tickets to the inauguration.